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Will AI replace Snake Oil Salesman jobs? · Latest report #jxui8nxi
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour pitch is charismatic, but our algorithm has infinite patience.
Professional purveyor of unverified medicinal liquid miracles.
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glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect fake warmth via haptics
You craft persuasive pitches for dubious elixirs. We automate the conversion via hyper-targeted sentiment analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a mark needs a little more theatrical desperation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI records and analyzes your most successful lies.
Week 9
Sensors map the facial micro-expressions of your target audience.
Month 3
Ads are precision-fired at victims using their own browsing history.
Month 5
The bot learns which lies convert best in real time.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine takes over, leaving you with no one to sell to.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
42 percent
Persuasion success rate
11
Lies told per minute
0.01ms
Credulity detection speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital placebo pills.
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