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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling wooden planks to thrill-seekers is a luxury we can automate.
Expert at judging foot width and weekend warrior skill.
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Perfect gear matching without the flannel shirts.
glub.youAI▸ SHREDSELL AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters customer ego from their actual ability
You match boards to customer skill levels, explain camber profiles, and push high-margin seasonal gear to tourists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely tell if a customer is lying about their black diamond experience.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map customer body types to board performance statistics.
Month 5
Cameras measure stance width and boot fit without human input.
Month 10
Smart racks automatically adjust prices based on local weather.
Month 15
The AI explains flex profiles better than a tired teenager.
Month 21 · D-Day
The human shop floor is replaced by self-service fulfillment kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
450 units
Boards sold per season
1200 hours
Time spent talking about bindings
14 percent
Customer rejection rate
Your severance
A slightly used rental board and a sticker pack.
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