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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou automate the automation so the automated automation can fire you.
Senior script-kiddie with a Terraform obsession.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your automation until nothing remains.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYSDEF LOGIC ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys production updates during your lunch break
You write playbooks to handle security alerts and use code to deploy infrastructure. Your code is effectively your replacement.
The one thing AI can't do
You uniquely understand why the infrastructure state drifted during that legacy migration last winter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents begin rewriting your messy Terraform modules for better efficiency.
Week 12
Your SOAR playbooks are converted into autonomous decision-making logical trees.
Month 7
Automated scanners replace your manual security reviews of repository commits.
Month 11
Continuous self-healing infrastructure agents eliminate the need for manual state locks.
Month 14 · D-Day
The logic engine officially takes ownership of the entire infrastructure pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,000
Playbooks Written
0.01%
Manual Interventions
Zero
Deployment Latency
Your severance
A cloud credit voucher that is already expired.
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