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December 18, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your flowery adjectives into database-friendly match outcome summaries.
Professional comma-polisher in a world of raw data.
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Real-time sports data to prose conversion engine.
splat.you▸ GOALSCRIPT 2.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates match recaps in three languages
You edit articles about match results and player transfers. You spend all day fixing syntax and tone for websites.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle sarcasm in a fan’s rage-filled blog post.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software identifies your repetitive typos and passive voice patterns.
Month 4
Simple scripts turn match statistics into standard journalistic paragraphs.
Month 8
Algorithms automatically crop and fit images without manual input.
Month 12
An agent monitors all sports feeds to draft and publish copy.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire editorial process shifts to autonomous data-driven publishing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
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