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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou track stats to buy players who get injured immediately anyway.
Professional spreadsheet enthusiast in a very expensive suit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven roster efficiency
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal transfer fees in milliseconds
Managing player transfer budgets, scouting reports, and contract negotiations for a professional sports team.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle ego of a star player during a private meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models scan match footage for hidden talent trends.
Month 7
Algorithms predict exact contract thresholds for every player profile.
Month 16
Financial software enforces strict spending limits on every transfer.
Year 2.2
Chat interfaces handle boring contract talks with player agents.
Year 3 · D-Day
Human input officially removed from all recruitment decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
72%
Bad transfer ROI
14/day
Hours spent on phone
99%
Overpaid agents
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a league stats database.
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