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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling sponsorship inventory is just math, and you are not a calculator.
Professional bridge-burner, spreadsheet warrior, and handshake enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated deal-making for the pitch side.
toast.youAI▸ PARTNERCORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autonegotiates sponsorship tiers in microseconds
You manage commercial relationships, negotiate sponsorship tiers, and pitch inventory to brands to fund club operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is clearly hungover.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software logs your every asset and value point automatically.
Month 5
Generative models build better decks than your interns ever could.
Month 10
Smart matching engines pair brands with assets without human interference.
Month 15
Legal nuances are handled by code instead of slow people.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine handles the final signature and you get the email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Infinite
Cold calls avoided
Too high
Human error rate
24/7
Pitch decks generated
Your severance
One free season ticket with a view of the toilets.
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