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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsWatching grainy matches so you don't have to.
Professional stalker of teenage prodigies on muddy pitches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying every touch and movement instantly.
help!you▸ PITCHVISION ELITE 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 video feeds in real time
You log player stats, evaluate game footage, and attend local matches to identify future professional talent.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the intangible spark in a player that spreadsheets constantly fail to measure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-definition motion sensors replace your eyes at every regional stadium.
Month 7
Algorithms begin scraping player metrics directly from match streams.
Month 15
AI models assess player body language for emotional maturity markers.
Year 1.9
Scouting summaries are generated instantly based on historical performance data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine provides the final recommendation list to the board.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
150+
Matches watched per year
3200
Players tracked in database
90 liters
Coffee consumed per season
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stats dashboard.
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