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September 8, 2027
In 11 monthsYou chart human misery while code does the actual thinking for you.
Professional correlation-causation confuser and R-studio enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning human chaos into clean, perfect spreadsheets.
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automates p-hacking in milliseconds
You clean messy research data, run statistical models in R or Python, and create visualizations for psychology papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the p-value didn't move when the boss changed the hypothesis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts replace your manual spreadsheet filtering and column normalization tasks.
Month 3
Machine learning agents start drafting the statistical models you currently hand-code.
Month 6
Natural language tools summarize research findings instead of you writing reports.
Month 9
Design-aware bots generate all your final publication charts automatically.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the system runs the entire pipeline alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per insight
180 daily
Minutes fighting package dependencies
99 percent
Charts that nobody reads
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stats library.
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