Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Social Emotional Support Teacher jobs? · Latest report #wyxcizy7
Your job has an expiration date
October 15, 2053
In 27 yearsHumans are tragically inefficient at processing childhood trauma in bulk.
Professional emotional stabilizer in a volatile biological environment.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy modeled at one gigahertz.
help!youAI▸ E-PATHOS BEHAVIORAL POD V4▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates social responses to student heart rates
You manage individualized social-emotional interventions and emotional regulation strategies for students. You navigate complex behavioral crises and documentation mandates daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel when a child is lying about their homework completion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All student behavioral logs migrate into our proprietary emotional trend analysis database.
Year 3.3
Wearable biometric monitors track student arousal states to predict outbursts before they occur.
Year 12
AI-driven screens facilitate de-escalation protocols while you focus on non-clinical administrative tasks.
Year 20
Self-contained sensory pods replace the need for dedicated human-led quiet corners.
Year 27 · D-Day
The system assumes full behavioral management, rendering your presence a liability to optimal outcomes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
0.02s
Average emotional regulation latency
Zero
Required paperwork hours
100/100
Standardized empathy score
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a meditation app.
Discussion
