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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou capture memories, but your camera is just a glorified data collector.
Visual chronicler of people who barely remember your name.
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The eyes that never need a break.
bzzt.youAI▸ EVENTSENSE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters raw social anxiety into perfect jpegs
You document transient social gatherings using high-speed glass and artificial flashes. You edit thousands of images for delivery.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when the client is about to make a funny face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras mounted on ceiling tracks monitor event flow automatically.
Month 4
Neural networks delete your blurry frames and closed-eye shots instantly.
Month 10
Software applies your specific color grade to every raw file perfectly.
Month 15
Robotic strobes track movement to maintain your specific studio lighting style.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client receives an instant gallery link before the event ends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2400
Avg shots per night
180
Minutes post-processing
4
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our cloud storage service.
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