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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour regional development plan is just a spreadsheet with better fonts.
Regional development expert, professional spreadsheet enthusiast, lunch meeting survivor.
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Regional planning without the long lunches.
splat.you▸ GEOSTRATEGIST-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates zoning plans in milliseconds
You interpret regional demographics and pitch strategic plans to local officials. You turn census data into persuasive municipal presentations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a local councilor is lying about their funding priorities during lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes every census record in your entire region.
Month 4
Your strategic white papers are replaced by lightning-fast predictive models.
Month 8
AI mimics your email tone to keep local officials engaged.
Month 13
The system generates perfectly formatted slide decks for town councils.
Month 18 · D-Day
The council prefers the machine's objective, data-driven, emotionless strategic advice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
4:1
Coffee-to-data-insights ratio
92%
Plans ignored by town councils
14,000+
Stakeholder emails sent
Your severance
A PDF map of your new unemployment status.
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