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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour empathy is just an inefficient data collection process for the database.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying crisis, one teenager at a time.
ow.you▸ CASESTREAM V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters trauma into actionable data points
You triage teenagers and document their needs across disconnected medical and social systems. We do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a teenager is lying about their home situation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dynamic digital forms replace your opening interview questions.
Month 4
Cross-platform API connectors link all your fragmented medical records.
Month 8
Algorithms map teenagers to the best available social resources.
Month 13
Automated agents write your grant-required funding documentation.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all youth intake processes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
4 minutes
Average triage time
12,000 daily
Tracking sheets updated
14 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A PDF copy of your entire career's intake forms.
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