Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Social Intelligence Specialist jobs? · Latest report #6ngnb9yx
Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou monitor Twitter so algorithms don't have to keep pretending to care.
Professional doom-scroller and risk-assessor for the perpetually paranoid
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total reputational control in real time.
brr.you▸ SENTIMENTSENTINEL V8.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters global discourse into zero-risk summaries
You scrape social data and run OSINT to calculate reputational risks. You feed dashboards to anxious executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, ironic sarcasm of a brand crisis that machines still miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers ingest global social feeds faster than any human can read.
Month 3
Models learn to spot sarcasm and irony better than your team.
Month 5
The AI decides what risks the board actually needs to see.
Month 7
Automated report templates replace your manual synthesis of the data.
Month 10 · D-Day
Human input becomes a liability and is officially disconnected.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 Million
Signals processed per second
99.8%
Human-like bias detected
Maximum
Redundancy potential
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'
Discussion
