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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling digital air to people who are already scrolling past it.
Digital ad pusher of impressions and false hope.
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Automated performance pitches that never sleep.
stretchy.youAI▸ ADPITCH-AI V4.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates hyper-targeted ad copy instantly
You pitch ad space and campaign performance metrics to brands. You manage spreadsheets and client expectations all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client stops caring about your slide deck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart agents index your client notes and fill in the blanks.
Month 3
Software pulls live campaign data to build your quarterly decks.
Month 6
Personalized email sequences replace your cold calling and prospecting.
Month 10
Brands adjust their own budgets and targets via an interface.
Month 14 · D-Day
A single server script now manages all client accounts automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2.4 percent
Pitch conversion rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed daily
12 active
Spreadsheets managed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium access.
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