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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsPosting campus life updates is a job for a cold algorithm.
Digital megaphone wielder for the ivory tower crowd.
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Automated engagement for higher education branding.
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schedules trending campus content across every platform
You draft tweets, manage university event photos, and reply to prospective students asking about admissions deadlines all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student post is actually a subtle cry for help.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI starts suggesting better captions for your campus photo posts.
Week 8
Bots begin answering common student questions about admission deadlines instantly.
Month 3
Algorithms identify viral campus content faster than you can browse.
Month 5
Automated systems publish your entire week of content at once.
Month 6 · D-Day
The UniFeed Engine takes over all social account publishing permissions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 98%
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Average replies per hour
3 per week
Tweets lost to typos
0.4 percent
Engagement rate variance
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