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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning your brand strategy into a sequence of predictable, hollow clicks.
Professional curator of fleeting digital shadows.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Everything you do, but mathematically superior.
split.youAI▸ SOCIALSYNC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates viral loops across all channels
You chase trends, manage content calendars, and report on reach. Algorithms do this better, faster, and without coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue that a specific emoji choice conveys nuanced brand voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify viral shifts faster than any human can.
Week 9
AI models write your copy in your brand voice.
Month 3
Vision tools auto-generate assets matching current trends perfectly.
Month 4
Automated replies handle your engagement without needing input.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system runs itself entirely, making your role obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Optimised daily
Average engagement
Instant
Trend-spotting speed
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued trend-tracking platform.
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