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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is literally automated by the things you try to build.
Professional ghost-writer for imaginary angry crowds.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total narrative domination at scale.
help!you▸ BOTNET-GPT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire career history instantaneously
You craft clusters of fake accounts to amplify narratives. We just do it faster, cheaper, and without sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of being replaced by your own digital progeny.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our servers clone your existing bot architectures into native cloud clusters.
Week 9
Model learns to replicate your specific brand of online outrage.
Month 3
System takes over narrative seeding and reply-guy responsibilities without lag.
Month 5
Adaptive agents handle all captchas and platform security challenges autonomously.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are unsubscribed from the future.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
1.2 Million
Daily account creation
99.9%
Sentiment manipulation accuracy
Zero
Human input required
Your severance
A single deleted database file and a shrug.
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