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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional avatar for shareholders who just wants the stock to move.
Full-time vision-caster and professional crisis-avoider.
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Generating shareholder value without the expensive ego.
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delivers hollow vision statements at scale
You spend days in board meetings and media interviews while pretending to understand how your own platform works.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a reporter in the eye while lying flawlessly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models write your public letters and strategic updates.
Month 5
Data-driven dashboards replace your presence in investor meetings.
Month 10
Software handles talent evaluation and executive firing protocols.
Month 15
AI-generated avatars handle all live media and crisis management.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board confirms shareholders prefer the robot's lower overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.2
Average apology tweets per week
78 percent
Time spent in board meetings
1 to 1
Stock price correlation to ego
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