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Your job has an expiration date
September 7, 2027
In 11 monthsA glorified copy-paste machine waiting for its own automated termination notice.
Digital typist curating content for an uninterested audience.
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autogenerates trending hashtags based on sentiment
You juggle draft posts, schedule content calendars, and format copy for social feeds. Your relevance ends here.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise tone of irony that gets users to click.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent takes over your calendar to post at peak times.
Week 9
Generative models produce your copy before you even open Outlook.
Month 5
Algorithms handle all customer replies to social media mentions.
Month 8
Vision models automatically crop and resize every single campaign asset.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your account is archived as the system manages itself entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100%
Posts scheduled manually
High
Typo correction frequency
0.5 cups
Coffee consumed per post
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a dead social network.
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