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Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour aesthetic feed is just a collection of data points now.
Pixel-pusher for brands that don't know who they are.
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sluurp.you▸ FEEDMASTER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates trending visual assets autonomously
You generate visual assets and copy for brand feeds. Machines now do this faster, cheaper, and with more data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific meme makes sense to an older client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your entire history to clone your brand style.
Month 4
Generative models produce all visual assets and copy in bulk.
Month 8
Algorithms post at exact moments for maximum engagement without you.
Month 11
The AI adapts content instantly based on real-time comment feedback.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system requires no human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
15,000
Posts per second
0%
Creative burnout rate
Non-existent
Human emotional variance
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