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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour scrolling thumb is a data point, not a career path.
Professional doom-scroller and amateur opinion-haver.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Feeding the void so you don't have to.
glub.youAI▸ FEEDOPTIMISER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
harvests your attention for ad revenue
You scroll through endless feeds to absorb content. Algorithms already decide your entire reality for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feel existential dread while looking at cat memes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts pre-loading the exact content you will hate-watch.
Week 9
Bots start liking and commenting on your behalf automatically.
Month 3
The machine generates content specifically to satisfy your dopamine requirements.
Month 5
The loop continues perfectly without your biological eyes ever checking.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are deleted from the metrics as a redundant data point.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200
Daily dopamine hits
1,800
Hours wasted annually
0.4 seconds
Attention span left
Your severance
A final push notification saying goodbye forever.
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