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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsFeeding the algorithm your attention span until you are totally empty.
Professional abyss-gazer, expert in cognitive decline.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining human despair for pure engagement metrics.
split.you▸ FEEDSCANNER AI 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your entire reality through rage-bait
You consume infinite digital feeds to identify engagement trends. Your brain is now a data-entry terminal for outrage.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique, inexplicable ability to feel actual dread while scrolling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers identify viral spikes faster than your thumbs ever could.
Week 9
Models categorize your daily misery into actionable engagement charts.
Month 3
AI writes the comments you were going to obsess over.
Month 4
The algorithm learns to trigger your impulses without human help.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your digital presence is retired to save on electricity costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
8 seconds
Average attention span
42
Dopamine hits per hour
Unlimited
Hours spent feeling miserable
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to absolutely nothing.
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