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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA job that exists primarily to keep your boss's anxiety levels high.
Professional doom-scroller and amateur sports visionary.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated engagement with zero human doubt.
oof.youAI▸ SCROLLBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless drafts while you sleep
You scroll through social feeds and create hypothetical sports lists. You currently provide zero measurable output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to your manager about the value of an Instagram reel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software tracks your screen activity to identify repetitive scroll patterns.
Week 6
A basic script scrapes sports data to generate your mock drafts.
Month 3
Algorithms curate and post content faster than any human thumb.
Month 4
The AI answers your boss's emails before you even wake up.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to a silent, efficient background process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
7.5 daily
Hours spent scrolling
0.00 USD
Value added per day
100 percent
Boss confusion score
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a gym you won't use.
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