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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour thumb is tired from scrolling content that machines already generated.
Professional doomscroller, trend-spotter, and screen-glow enthusiast.
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Infinite scrolling without the human soul.
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pre-filters viral content for maximum dopamine
You spend your day consuming endless video feeds to identify viral trends for marketing purposes. Your job ends now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the emptiness of a trend before the algorithm validates it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated vision scripts now monitor every platform for rising metrics.
Week 9
An algorithm discards the bottom eighty percent of your feed.
Month 3
Software automatically sends weekly trend summaries to your managers.
Month 5
The machine takes over the final review of content.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the office light is turned off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
2,400+
Videos watched daily
1.2 seconds
Seconds of attention
Single digits
Brain cells remaining
Your severance
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