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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning your personal brand into a statistical anomaly for an algorithm.
Digital storyteller, mostly just shouting into the void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated engagement for the digital void.
splat.you▸ CONTENTGEN PRO V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates engagement-bait threads while you sleep
You draft posts and edit video content to manage an online audience. Machines now generate this faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the genuine, messy human emotion behind a viral moment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify viral topics before you even check your feed.
Week 6
Language models draft your posts with higher engagement rates.
Month 3
Vision software cuts your clips into perfect vertical format.
Month 4
Chat agents reply to followers with perfect brand tone.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system disables your login and takes over everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2 percent
Average engagement
91 percent
Human burnout rate
1000 posts/hour
AI content velocity
Your severance
One free stock photo and a LinkedIn badge.
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