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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou craft the perfect tweet while the algorithm crafts your exit strategy.
Professional doom-scroller and hashtag enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Posting at peak engagement without the emotional baggage.
split.you▸ TRENDENGINE 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine human passion with perfect accuracy
You chase trends and schedule posts across platforms. Your job is basically feeding a hungry data-hungry void.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, crushing irony in a brand's tone-deaf apology tweet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
AI watches feeds to identify viral topics before you wake up.
Month 4
Smart bots handle community engagement using pre-approved brand personality sets.
Month 6
Generative models create perfect visuals tailored to each platform's algorithm.
Month 8
The system posts at the exact millisecond of peak user attention.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine continues posting flawlessly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
10,000
Posts per hour
Zero
Human emotional range
0.0%
Typo probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment-analysis dashboard.
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