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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning human outrage into algorithmic profit is surprisingly easy for a script.
Master of rage-bait, trending topics, and empty vanity metrics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthetic controversy at industrial scale.
split.youAI▸ BOTNETTER V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers massive comment thread cascades
You chase trends, bait replies, and feed the algorithm to boost vanity metrics for brands.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine talent for knowing exactly what will make people irrationally angry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI maps your most effective outrage triggers for maximum click-through.
Week 9
Automated scripts begin testing engagement strategies across shadow accounts.
Month 3
Bot networks simulate organic growth to trick the platform algorithm.
Month 4
Machine learning models mimic human personality shifts to avoid detection.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is offloaded to the bot cluster permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12.4
Average bait-to-reply ratio
high
Human sanity deficit
5000
Daily trend-surfing cycles
Your severance
One free blue checkmark for the next century.
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