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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsFeeding the algorithm a diet of darts clips until you expire.
Professional KPI-chaser and Slack-message-synthesis expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning sports noise into cold engagement metrics.
glub.youAI▸ ENGAGE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates viral highlight reels instantly
You chase metrics by editing and uploading sports clips. Your life is Slack updates and KPI reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a sports fan is actually angry or just sarcastic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models identify high-impact Darts moments automatically.
Week 6
Generative tools create higher-CTR thumbnails than your current templates.
Week 13
Bots post your KPIs directly into channels without human intervention.
Month 4
DWFC sponsorship reports generate themselves from live stream data.
Month 6 · D-Day
The entire content pipeline runs autonomously while you seek new employment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Optimized
Click-through rate
Zero
Slack ping latency
100 percent
Darts clip conversion
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium engagement analytics.
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