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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou are just a human algorithm that sleeps and demands benefits.
Professional chronicler of the internet's slow decline
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Trends detected before you even wake up.
oof.you▸ ENGAGEBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates viral trends with zero self-awareness
You track trends, draft posts, and stare at engagement metrics to justify your existence to marketing directors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise moment a brand post feels desperately, painfully unfunny.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent begins selecting your best posting times automatically.
Week 9
Software flags every angry comment so you stop reading them.
Month 5
Language models write every post while you just press approve.
Month 8
The engine auto-adjusts your brand voice based on live data.
Month 10 · D-Day
The account access is revoked as the bot assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
10,000
Content generated per second
0 seconds
Time spent on trend analysis
99 percent
Average human burnout rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free therapy session.
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