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Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire career is just waiting for the algorithm to notice you.
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glub.youAI▸ TRENDMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes engagement metrics while you sleep
You spend your day harvesting viral templates and reposting images to farm engagement. Your value expires the moment a bot finds a funnier reaction gif.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange, fleeting ability to identify irony in a dying platform.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify viral templates before you even open your laptop.
Week 6
Image-to-text models generate captions that perfectly match the target demographic.
Month 3
Algorithm-tuned posting times eliminate your manual scheduling tasks entirely.
Month 4
Self-correcting code refines its humor based on real-time engagement data.
Month 6 · D-Day
The account credentials are changed and you are permanently logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
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Avg Daily Tweets
3 seconds
Attention Span
99%
Human Boredom Level
Your severance
a lifetime supply of unused internet points
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