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Will AI replace Social Media Moderator jobs? · Latest report #n4zru6pb
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are paid to read the worst human opinions on earth.
Professional reader of comments you wish you hadn't seen.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silence the trolls with cold, efficient logic.
bzzt.youAI▸ MODERATORNODE X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters toxic threads before they go viral
Managing public forums and responding to support tickets from agitated users across various social media platforms daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific type of sarcasm that makes a user actually angry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
An AI agent starts suggesting auto-replies based on common keywords.
Week 5
A vision model detects and removes prohibited content automatically.
Month 3
Customers interact only with bots trained on your previous replies.
Month 4
The system generates custom responses that feel more human than you.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot handles the final login.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
0.4 seconds
Average reaction time
99 percent
Sanity points lost
too high
Emoji usage rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our quietest server instance.
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