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Will AI replace Social Media Monitor jobs? · Latest report #gwt26x7m
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour thumb is the only thing slowing down the algorithm.
Professional doom-scroller and digital content filter enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite scrolling, zero human existential dread.
ow.you▸ FEEDSCANNER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite content in milliseconds
You spend your day doom-scrolling through feeds to report content. A script does this faster and without tears.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the specific, crushing irony of a bad meme at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
FeedScanner connects directly to the platform backend for full data ingestion.
Week 8
The AI learns to identify the exact content you flag manually.
Month 3
The system runs alongside you to confirm its accuracy matches your own.
Month 5
Flagging and reporting now happens automatically without human oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked; the machine never sleeps or blinks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Infinite
Posts seen daily
Negligible
Average dopamine spike
99 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free year of premium ad-free platform access.
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