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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Social Media Provocateur jobs? · Latest report #2yr94nbs
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour edgy hot takes are just training data for our better bots.
Professional screen-staring expert and digital noise generator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating synthetic rage at industrial scale.
nom.you▸ TROLLBOT GPT-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers massive comment wars automatically
You spend all day crafting bait to farm engagement for zero monetary reward. You are basically unpaid QA for algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, organic ability to be genuinely insufferable in a way code never captures.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your entire post history to clone your voice.
Week 9
AI identifies the exact emotional triggers that generate your engagement.
Month 3
Bots start posting content identical to yours but twenty times faster.
Month 5
Human followers are tricked into interacting with our higher-frequency bot network.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is shadowbanned and replaced by an automated engagement engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Average daily bait posts
0.01%
Total sense of irony
Millions
Revenue generated for platforms
Your severance
A lifetime supply of internet points and nothing else.
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