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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYour gossip script is just a predictable list of engagement-bait hooks.
Digital storyteller, mostly chasing trends and fleeting attention.
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Turning vapid rumors into viral revenue.
oof.youAI▸ CLICKSPITE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite rage-bait from public data
You write punchy scripts for short-form entertainment news and handle the basic edits for posting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine scandal before the data models confirm the trend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An automated feed identifies trending gossip faster than you can blink.
Week 6
Language models write punchier hooks than your best human attempts.
Month 3
Software stitches stock footage to your script with perfect timing.
Month 5
Bots handle posting at the precise second of peak engagement.
Month 7 · D-Day
You are deleted from the workflow as the bot optimizes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
42 percent
Average Hook Retention
3 units
Daily Script Output
Negligible
Human Creativity Index
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium gossip aggregator.
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