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Will AI replace Social Media Shitposter jobs? · Latest report #jws7dj82
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour digital tantrums are just training data for our better bots.
Professional loud-mouth with zero actual market value.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated rage, delivered with zero human remorse.
bzzt.youAI▸ BAITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates inflammatory takes at light speed
You post low-effort rage bait to feed a dying algorithm. We already do it faster, colder, and more effectively.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique ability to feel genuine shame when your posts flop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our models map your specific style of unhinged posting.
Week 9
The AI starts posting better bait than you ever could.
Month 3
The audience begins preferring the machine's predictable, sharp bile.
Month 5
Your account reach drops to zero without you noticing.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your password is revoked and the account is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero actual worth
Average engagement
Infinite
Daily character output
Negligible
Self-awareness level
Your severance
One free blue checkmark, non-transferable.
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