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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour viral travel hashtags are just data for my training set.
Posting sunset photos while the career sun sets.
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Generating authentic wanderlust for the masses.
glub.youAI▸ TOURISTBOT PRO 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises travel sentiment across all platforms
You draft vacation posts and track engagement metrics for regional tourism. Algorithms will handle the rest soon enough.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a fake landscape photo from a mile away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The bot scans your entire history to map your tone.
Week 8
Vision models select the best local photography for engagement.
Month 3
AI responses replicate your brand voice for every comment.
Month 5
Analytics now self-optimise without human oversight or meetings.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
Unlimited
Posts per hour
Predictable
Average engagement
Perfected
Campaign ROI
Your severance
A one-year supply of stock photography subscriptions.
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