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Will AI replace Social Media Sycophant jobs? · Latest report #aie3jyyr
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsDigital sycophancy is now fully automated by a script called Narcissist.exe.
Professional digital bootlicker with low overhead
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated worship at scale.
squeeze.youAI▸ ECHO-CHAMBER-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
amplifies vanity metrics with zero effort
You spend your days drafting sycophantic replies and tracking engagement metrics on high-profile posts. It is a digital job that requires zero human soul.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the desperation when you click post.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM replaces your creative drafting process with instant sycophantic responses.
Week 11
Autonomous agents take over the management of multiple profiles simultaneously.
Month 4
A feedback loop ensures the bot mimics the perfect tone to trigger algorithms.
Month 5
Real-time performance reports are sent to your boss without human intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot achieves higher engagement than you ever did.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
2ms
Average groveling speed
0%
Human dignity remaining
99.9%
AI engagement accuracy
Your severance
A one-month supply of digital validation
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