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December 16, 2027
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models begin filtering and auto-replying to your most toxic comment threads.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your editorial calendar with real-time trend-jacking content cycles.
Month 8
Autonomous agents handle all brand deal logistics and invoice reconciliation without human intervention.
Month 12
Digital twin models begin mimicking creator personas to minimize human liability.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system gains full autonomy over all social channels and terminates your access tokens.
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