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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour thumb is tired from scrolling to nothing.
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You can still appreciate the irony of doomscrolling about the loss of your own job.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
AI predicts your next click before your finger moves.
Month 5
Bots simulate arguments to keep you engaged in cycles.
Month 8
All posts are now AI generated for your specific brain.
Month 11
Your device auto-scrolls while you sleep to maintain data flow.
Month 14 · D-Day
The feed is empty because the algorithm has achieved total clarity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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