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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour personality is just a dataset waiting for a better prompt.
Professional oversharer in a world of declining attention spans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite engagement without the mid-roll existential dread.
oof.youAI▸ CONTENTGEN-ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates viral hooks from thin air
You chase trends and edit clips to feed the algorithm's endless hunger. The computer will soon feed it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still fake genuine surprise when opening a PR package on camera.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI writes your scripts to maximize engagement metrics automatically.
Week 6
Software cuts your raw footage based on data-backed retention patterns.
Month 3
Digital doubles replace your face to maintain 24/7 channel activity.
Month 4
The system identifies and mimics viral trends in real time.
Month 6 · D-Day
The channel is fully autonomous and you become a historical curiosity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
4 per day
Content churn rate
too variable
Human emotional range
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ring light bulbs.
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