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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lecture on cognitive dissonance will soon be delivered by software.
Expert at observing human failure, soon to be one.
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Explaining human irrationality, without human error.
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You conduct research, lecture undergraduates, and grade essays about human behavior. The machine will do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is actually listening to your lecture in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models begin grading student essays with ruthless accuracy.
Month 5
Lecture content moves to interactive, adaptive AI-driven learning modules.
Month 12
Cloud-based platforms handle all data entry and statistical analysis.
Year 2
Chatbots provide instant answers during all office hour blocks.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The university archives your personality and terminates your employment contract.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Dropping fast
Average student engagement
Negligible
Peer-reviewed papers per year
Too much
Coffee consumed while grading
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own recorded university lectures.
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