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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour desk is just a clogged pipe waiting for the drain cleaner.
Expert in navigating the maze of red tape daily.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless processing for every stagnant claim.
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bypasses the entire waiting room queue
You track stagnant government applications and manually push files through endless, bureaucratic digital queues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor of panic when a supervisor realizes their audit is tomorrow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent tags all incoming files with priority labels.
Month 4
Bots begin matching identity records across different databases automatically.
Month 8
Algorithms dictate the work order instead of your intuition.
Month 12
Simple approvals are now handled entirely by verification bots.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system completes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
14 months
Average file stagnation
12 percent
Human error rate
47 files
Forms processed daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-relief hold music.
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