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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour desk is just a holding pen for future algorithmic decision-making.
Professional paper-pusher with a side of regulatory dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency that makes people cry, accurately.
squeeze.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
denies applications with perfect, cold precision
Supervise benefit claim workflows, resolve complex eligibility disputes, and maintain compliance with federal administrative codes and regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific regulation makes absolutely no sense to an applicant.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest all paper files into a central database.
Month 6
Machine models learn to mimic your specific approval logic patterns.
Month 12
Basic eligibility disputes are handled by logic-gated cloud services.
Month 16
Your auditing tasks are replaced by real-time automated error flags.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all claim approvals autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Files processed per day
too long
Coffee-break duration
12 percent
Regulation updates missed
Your severance
One lifetime pass to a very slow DMV queue.
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