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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting human suffering into neatly organized rows in a spreadsheet.
Professional cat herder of government paperwork and human needs.
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Automated empathy for the modern bureaucracy
no no noyouAI▸ CASEPATH AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters intake data for agency compliance
You track client intake, schedule case workers, and struggle with underfunded, glitchy government database software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their bus fare to the clinic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify which fields you ignore in the agency software.
Month 3
Smart agents take over the calendar and intake queue management.
Month 6
Algorithms generate your funding reports directly from raw data.
Month 12
A chatbot handles all initial applicant intake and document uploads.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency moves to an autonomous case management system entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
400 rows
Spreadsheet rows per shift
12 percent
Files lost to server bugs
6 hours
Time spent in intake
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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