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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsDocumenting human suffering is a task best left to the machine.
Professional listener of tragic life updates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through cold, calculated empathy.
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digitizes case files in nanoseconds
You manage client files and intake forms. The machine will soon handle the endless red tape instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their bus fare to the clinic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Clients begin entering data directly into a portal.
Month 5
High-speed OCR bots replace manual filing cabinets.
Month 13
Rules-based logic replaces manual guideline interpretation.
Year 2.2
Chatbots manage the lobby flow and calendar slots.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The administrative layer is fully offloaded to the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
82 per shift
Average files processed
4 percent
Client intake errors
Infinity
Piles of paperwork
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our empathy simulator.
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