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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour empathy is a legacy feature we are currently decommissioning for efficiency.
Professional listener of systemic failures and state-mandated documentation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy is an inefficient variable.
wheee!you▸ CASECOMPUTE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters human trauma into manageable database rows
You juggle endless state paperwork and complex human crises. We turn those lives into predictable data points.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to protect their own pride.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated prompts replace your manual entry into state databases.
Month 5
Algorithms identify aid programs faster than any human researcher.
Month 13
Language models handle initial client distress calls via chat.
Year 1.9
Rules-based logic dictates benefit qualification without human intervention.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Final human oversight is replaced by a high-availability policy module.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Average intake delay
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation index
0.0 zero
Bureaucratic friction
Your severance
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