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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsConverting vague community goodwill into spreadsheet cells you can't even read.
Professional weaver of corporate social responsibility fables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying your feelings into cold hard data.
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automates every progress report with zero fluff
You chase impact metrics and write reports about how your projects make the world slightly less depressing.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why that specific meeting went sideways.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts reading all your past project reports for patterns.
Month 5
The machine generates all your decks before you even wake.
Month 13
A smart bot clears your inbox by deleting pointless check-ins.
Year 1.9
The algorithm predicts outcomes better than your gut ever could.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and sends your goodbye note.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42 per page
Buzzwords per slide
High
Coffee-induced anxiety
89 percent
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open To Purpose'.
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