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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lecture notes are now just training data for a chatbot.
Tenure-track academic, mostly focused on citations and coffee.
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delivers lecture on systemic failure while crashing
You lecture students on empathy and navigate endless administrative university bureaucracy for committee meetings and grant research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still comfort a student who genuinely believes their life is falling apart.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Language models generate your entire semester reading list and assignments.
Month 11
Software scans student essays for keywords and standardized academic tone.
Month 22
A chatbot manages student queries about deadlines and citation formats.
Year 2.8
Data analysis tools write your papers before you even wake.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
University boards replace human staff with cheaper, always-available digital avatars.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
402 per term
Emails per student
92 percent
Grant proposal rejections
4 gallons
Coffee consumed while grading
Your severance
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