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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning human trauma into sterile data points for mid-tier policy makers.
Professional translator of human misery into bullet points.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying despair with zero emotional overhead.
oof.youAI▸ SOCPATH-SYNTH V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters anecdotal evidence into cold efficiency
You parse complex case files and longitudinal studies to influence policy. Your output informs systems that ultimately decide how to underfund the people you study.
The one thing AI can't do
You can distinguish between systemic failure and a typo in a longitudinal dataset.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
OCR scanners ingest your physical case archives into a machine-readable format for instant indexing.
Month 5
Natural language models identify statistical correlations in qualitative data that you were too slow to notice.
Month 13
Algorithmic synthesis engines generate policy recommendations by calculating the lowest cost for maximum bureaucratic compliance.
Year 2.1
Autonomous agents write and submit grant applications faster than your entire department could in a year.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human research input is restricted to confirming the AI's findings before final system termination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001%
Data-to-empathy conversion ratio
12,400
Grant applications hallucinated
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Meaningful social impact
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own research bibliography.
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