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Your job has an expiration date
April 23, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying for attention is so last century, darling.
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Perfectly curated relevance at scale.
oof.youAI▸ INFLUENCESYNTH V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
fabricates scandals for instant viral engagement
Maintaining a public image through curated events and constant social presence. Spending capital to remain culturally relevant.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a genuine, chaotic unpredictability that no algorithm can successfully mimic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated photos replace your actual physical attendance at events.
Week 9
Algorithms determine your next statement to maintain maximum relevance.
Month 3
Synthetic crowds simulate adulation and genuine social interest.
Month 4
Vision models select clothes based on real-time trend velocity.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are quietly replaced by a more engaging digital hologram.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
3 seconds
Average attention span
Zero
Cost per engagement
99 percent
Bot follower ratio
Your severance
One lifetime supply of digital filters and bot accounts.
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